I'll be the assistant sound engineer in the Amherst Leisure Services production of The Wizard of Oz this January. This sounds vaguely like a nice title for 'Sound Engineer's Peon', which means I'll probably get to protect the actors from shorting out their microphone battery boxes when they drip sweat on them, by pulling condoms over the little gadgets...
We have Jamie to thank for this thrilling concept. :)
Oh well, he'll be hauling little kids in monkey suits through the air with the greatest of ease, so I suppose we're even.